I have found Inner Peace.
Recently I read an article that stated: The best way to achieve inner peace is to Finish Things You Have Started.
So today I finished two large bags of potato chips, the last half of a lemon cream pie, a nearly full bottle of Gray Goose Vodka, a small box of Godiva Chocolates and I slapped the living shit out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt for a long time.
Please pass this along to a friend (or friends) who is in need of Inner Peace.