This is
cute!!

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden you
walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here,
and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
And God
said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you
forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love
me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or
unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will
love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
And God created a
new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with
Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have
already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for
this new animal."
And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this
new animal to be a reflection of my love for you his name will be a reflection
of my own name and you will call him DOG."

And dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to
them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was
pleased.
And dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came
to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become
filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are
worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps
too well."
And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a
companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The
companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are
not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion
to Adam and Eve.

And cat
would not obey them.
And when Adam and Eve gazed into cat's eyes, they
were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve
learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was
pleased.
And Dog was happy.

And Cat
didn't care one way or the other!!