Alternative meanings, from The Washington Post
- Coffee (n)
- a person who is coughed upon.
- Flabbergasted (adj)
- appalled over how much weight you have gained.
- Abdicate (v)
- to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
- Esplanade (v)
- to attempt an explanation when drunk..
- Willy-nilly (adj)
- impotent.
- Negligent (adj)
- describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
- Lymph (v)
- to walk with a lisp.
- Gargoyle (n)
- an olive flavoured mouthwash.
- Flatulence (n)
- the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
- Balderdash (n)
- a rapidly receding hairline.
- Testicle (n)
- a humorous question in an exam.
- Rectitude (n)
- the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
- Oyster (n)
- a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
- Circumvent (n)
- the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
- Frisbeetarianism (n)
- the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
- Pokemon (n)
- a Jamaican proctologist.